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"Okay so I was seeing this girl and she legit dumped me because she was too depressed to date (if you really liked me you’d start antidepressants). But she had my favorite bra which I got when I was legitimately 12. Like I’d grown out of it and then got surgery that removed a rib so just started wearing it again. So she brought it back to me and I told her this joke about like her being a p*do and she was like “well I didn’t know how old it was.” Like, girl…" - anonymous

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